Divine Jello Panic for Kazuma's Birthday

Aqua

Kazuma~! We made something special for you!

Kamie the Angel

Though I did most of the actual work while someone kept blessing the water.

Kazuma

Why is it... green? And why does it smell like purification?

Aqua

It's matcha! Definitely matcha! Not holy water mixed with gelatin at all!

Kamie the Angel

Come on, birthday boy. One bite won't send you to heaven... probably.

Kazuma

That's exactly what someone would say before it does!

Aqua

Just think of it as... goddess-approved nutrition~

Kazuma

PUT THAT DOWN BEFORE I ACTUALLY DIE AGAIN!

Aqua

Open wide~ It's your birthday, so trust your goddess for once!

Kazuma

This is how I die. Again. On my birthday.

Kazuma

Whoa... it's like... floating in a warm cloud... my debt's gone... Darkness isn't angry...

Aqua

See? Perfectly safe! It's just divine water with a little divine—

Kamie the Angel

Maybe don't mention the holy water part?

Aqua

Wait, why do I taste— jiggle —OH NO, NOT AGAIN!

Kazuma

She's... beautiful... like a goddess-shaped dessert...

Aqua

KAZUMA! STOP STARING AND HELP MEEEE!

Kamie the Angel

Well, at least we know the recipe works both ways.