Discord Unleashed, EP 1

Discord

Two more little heroes? How delightful! The café's having a special—buy one get one free transformations!

Gojo

Yuji, this one's not a curse. He's something... way more annoying.

Yuji

Sensei, why is that guy's head spinning?

Discord

Oh my, a special grade sorcerer? Let's see if infinity tastes like cotton candy!

Gojo

Careful, chaos guy. My Infinity doesn't play nice with party tricks.

Yuji

I... can't... move... my legs!

Discord

Such lovely hair! Let's see if it grows on trees!

Yuji

Um, excuse me, could you NOT turn my head into a garden?!

Gojo

Now you're just showing off. Wanna see what happens when infinity meets chaos?

Discord

You know, between you and me, your student has excellent taste in snacks. I turned his lunch into a tiny dragon—he apologized to it before eating.

Gojo

Touch my student again and I'll show you what happens when chaos gets organized.

Yuji

Sensei... he just turned gravity into jelly...

Discord

Well, this has been lovely, but I have a business to run. The sheep-cushions are getting restless.

Gojo

Here's the deal—leave the humans alone, and I won't tell Fluttershy you're terrorizing innocent coffee lovers.

Discord

You... you know Fluttershy?

Yuji

Wait, we can just... negotiate with the chaos god?

Discord

Fine! But I'm keeping the talking espresso machine—it has opinions about jazz!

Gojo

Fair enough. Yuji, put the cups down. They're not cursed, just... enthusiastic.

Yuji

Sensei, I think I broke the coffee shop...

Discord

Oh, and boy with the pink hair? Your lunch dragon says hello from dimension Q-47!

Yuji

WAIT, IS THAT WHERE MY SANDWICH WENT?!