dillweed
Characters
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Characters in this story
- Ayumu Niikura
- Brad Buttowski — "dillweed!"
Story transcript
Brad Buttowski: So, babe, I heard chicks dig the mysterious bad-boy type—
Ayumu: I just came because you said you needed help with... cultural exchange?
Brad Buttowski: Yeah, exchanging this ramen for your number. Classic Brad move, right?
Ayumu: I skipped cram school for this?!
Ayumu: YOU—ARE—THE—REASON—WOMEN—FEEL—UNSAFE—WALKING—AT—NIGHT!
Brad Buttowski: Whoa, whoa, chill—
Brad Buttowski: OK, OK, I'll pay! Just stop—
Ayumu: Too late. I'm ghosting you... and your expired vending-machine cola.