Digi-FF: Cornelia and Norbert

Agumon

Cornelia, my stomach's making error codes again... Feed me something good!

Cornelia Vougast

Everything's either expired or requires actual cooking. My reliability crest doesn't cover feeding dragons.

Agumon

But you're the smartest human! You can hack us some food, right?

Cornelia Vougast

That's... not how programming works. Though I did bypass a vending machine once...

Cornelia Vougast

Choice A: Chicken flavor, five minutes. Choice B: Beef flavor, five minutes. Pick your poison, scale-boy.

Agumon

Can't I just Pepper Breath some real food into existence?

Cornelia Vougast

Last time you melted my coffee maker. We're not doing that again.

Agumon

You know, in the Digital World, we eat data. This feels... primitive.

Cornelia Vougast

Welcome to being my responsibility. At least you don't judge my instant noodle addiction.

Agumon

I judge the three-day-old pizza box you keep as a trophy.

Cornelia Vougast

When we finish eating, want to help me debug that firewall? I'll let you delete the spam folder.

Agumon

Only if we can order actual food while the code compiles. My reliability includes knowing when to call for backup—delivery apps count, right?

Cornelia Vougast

You just want to see if the delivery guy runs from a dinosaur.