Delta-8 Raid Gone Wrong
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Story transcript
Futaba Aoi: Tokyo Metro Police! Delta-8 sweets are off the menu, people!
Krillin: Why do I always get the snack raids…?
Yamcha: Cops or not, you’re ruining a perfectly legal sugar rush, officer.
Futaba Aoi: Spit it out. That stuff’s banned now.
Yamcha: Come on! I’ve got a tournament next week—my pre-game ritual needs these!
Futaba Aoi: Law’s the law, pretty-boy. Take it up with City Hall.
Krillin: Hey, the regular hemp gummies are still A-OK. Same chill, zero paperwork.
Yamcha: Tastes like lawn clippings, man…
Yamcha: Fine… but if I lose my edge, I’m suing for emotional damages.
Futaba Aoi: File the form in triplicate—front desk’s open till five.
Yamcha: What the eye don’t see, the heart don’t grieve…
Futaba Aoi: Camera above the door caught that, wolf-boy—enjoy the surcharge.