Declining Demons
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Akaza
Finally, a human who can stop my fist! Become a demon—we'll fight forever.
Saitama
Eh, that sounds like a lot of paperwork.
Akaza
You'll never age, never bruise. Eternal challenge, eternal thrill—say yes.
Saitama
But then I'd have to live a long time. Long enough to run out of sales on noodles.
Akaza
Weakness is a disease! Immortality is the cure!
Saitama
Nah, immortality sounds like a Tuesday. I hate Tuesdays.
Akaza
You… you choose grocery discounts over ultimate power?
Saitama
If the sale ends at five, it's basically a crisis.