Death Note Drive-Thru Meltdown

Luffy

I've decided! One of everything on the menu!

Light

Luffy, we discussed this. Five dollar meal deal only.

Misa

But Light-kun, shouldn't we live a little? #KiraDateNight

L

Sir, for the third time... we discontinued the five dollar meal deal.

Luffy

What about pirate's booty meal? That's a thing, right?

Light

Six dollars then. Just... six dollars is fine.

Misa

Should I write 'gives us free fries'?

Light

Misa! This is a family establishment!

L

Ma'am, we have cameras. And I'm pretty sure that's just notebook paper.

Light

There's. No. Fries.

L

Statistically speaking, 3% of orders have missing items. Congratulations.

Luffy

Mine had fries! 'Course, I ate them while you were paying...

Light

Put. The fries. IN. THE BAG.

L

Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave before I write your name in our complaint log.

Misa

This is better than the time Light tried to use the Death Note on a vending machine!