DearS Dominates the Pocky Battlefield

Mikoto

The great Sergeant vs the DearS slave... this is going to be good.

Sergeant Frog

Gero... why does she look so calm?

Mois

You can do it, Uncle! Don't let the pretty alien defeat you!

Sergeant Frog

Mmmph! For the honor of the Keron army!

Ren

Is something wrong, Sergeant? Your aura feels... scattered.

Sergeant Frog

Her breath smells like strawberry! This is psychological warfare!

Mikoto

He broke! He actually—

Sergeant Frog

GERO! I surrender! The DearS wins through superior alien seduction tactics!

Ren

But I was only trying to breathe normally...

Mikoto

New challenger! Three-way pocky endurance—last one to break wins!

Sergeant Frog

That's not how the game works! Where's the rulebook?

Ren

I will participate. This unit finds the challenge... stimulating.

Mois

Three hearts beating as one... such beautiful human-alien harmony!

Mikoto

Ready? No backing out now, DearS.

Ren

This unit does not retreat from challenges.

Mikoto

First one to flinch buys tomorrow's snacks.

Ren

This unit's dedication exceeds monetary value.

Mois

The tension... it's making the air itself vibrate!

Sergeant Frog

M-Mois, your destruction aura is showing!

Mikoto

I win! My electromagnetic field—

Mois

But Misaka-san... you were the one who broke it.

Mikoto

...Oh.

Sergeant Frog

That's what you get for making up rules, gero!