Deadpool's Daycare!
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Story transcript
Deadpool: Alright kiddos! Uncle Deadpool needs to go murder some bad guys!
Deadpool: Pom-Pom here will take excellent care of you until I get back. Or until the writer gets bored. Whichever comes first!
Pom-Pom: Wait! The Astral Express is not a daycare facility! This is highly irregular!
Deadpool: They're just three little girls! How much trouble could they possibly be?
Deadpool: Besides, I left snacks in my backpack. Make sure dragon girl doesn't eat the thermite grenades. Toodles!
Anya Forger: Anya can read Pom-Pom's thoughts. Pom-Pom is very scared.
Anya Forger: Waku waku!
Kamui Kanna: This button looks interesting. I wonder what it does.
Clara: Let's play hide and seek! I bet there are lots of good hiding spots on this train!
Pom-Pom: Please don't touch that! Or that! Or especially that!
Pom-Pom: The Express's systems are highly sensitive! March 7th and the Trailblazer will be back any minute!
Anya Forger: Kanna! Clara! Anya found toys in the funny man's bag!
Anya Forger: This one has a button that makes the red light blink. See?