Deadpool & the Ghost Who Couldn't

Deadpool

Ooooh, floating furniture! How original. What's next, spooky whispers in Latin?

Specter

LEAVE THIS PLACE, MORTAL!

Deadpool

Mortally wounded? Been there. Mortal? Debatable, lady.

Deadpool

Wanna see a magic trick? I'm gonna make your house... disappear.

Specter

Why... why can't I possess you?

Deadpool

Fourth wall break: my writers think possession is too mainstream.

Deadpool

Fun fact: she's been trying to kill me for three hours. Plot twist - I'm already late for my crossover episode.

Specter

I just wanted to haunt in peace...

Deadpool

Tell you what - you help me find the exit, and I'll haunt this place WITH you. We'll be the worst buddy cop show ever.