Deadpool talk #4 (WITHOU GPOOL HERE FINALLY)
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Story transcript
Deadpool: Hello guys, my name is Marki-Deadpool and I'm officially back! Love the Markiplier reference A. Anyways, A has kept their promise and invited the one-
Gwen: -Gwenpool! What's up guys! Man flny first cameo, pretty nervous about it. Glad you allowed me to join Mr. A. And also give DP a mouth on the next one.
Deadpool: Fuck you GPool. And also, Mr. A?! You can drop the formalities ok Gwen? He's uncomfortable with it. And also use more dialogue in the box, it's wasted
Gwen: Really? Let me show you how it's done then! breathes* supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. See? I've used up so many words! And plus I'm running out b-
Deadpool: Tch, teenagers.🙄 Anyways we're getting carried away among ourselves, I wanna talk about some other stuff like the SAO Mermaid streak A just did.
Gwen: Oh yeah! Crap, I got carried away! Sorry DP! I was just so excited about this! Damn that word was tiring, how'd Mary Poppins do it so easily?!
Deadpool: Eh, it's fine. Now onto the next page shall we? I wanna do something unexpected might as well to you Gwenpool since we're on the topic of Mermaids ♥️
Gwen: WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL JUST HAPPENED TO MY LEGS?! DEADPOOL WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!
Deadpool: Nice one A! Ok, 1st, It wasn't me, it was A and I requested it. 2. How's it feel to be a mermaid again? Thought since we're on Mermaids you should to!
Gwen: I can't even stand up! Why did you agree A?!(A: Thought it'd be funny and ironic lol)(DP: nice)
Deadpool: Wow... Now the AI's giving me the Joker treatment again. Must be karma, if that exists in here anyways, so how's it feeling to wiggle your tail GPool?
Gwen: The tail feels so wrong, weird and feels so strange, it's sensitive too! I hate this! I'm just lucky that Light isn't here during the Mermaid Note ag-
Deadpool: Hey Gwen, look what I found in the back there - an aquarium for your fat ass to swim in! Enjoy it!
Gwen: You're not telling me you plan to make me a mermaid forever right? Right A? Right Anonymous...?
Deadpool: That's for our fellow viewers to decide! Look into the camera GPool! Say Fish!
Gwen: The tail's still here! Please turn me back! I don't want to have a wiggling tail forever! 😭
Deadpool: (Come on A, don't wuss out now. The mermaid bit is comedy gold! And the viewers get to have fan service!)
Gwen: Wait... it's working! My legs are coming back! Thank you Anonymous 🥺
Deadpool: No no no! We had something beautiful here! The readers were loving it! Just because I said it was fanservice then you stopped it! FUCK
Gwen: Yes! Human again! Take that, fish legs!
Deadpool: (Fine, if A won't keep the bit going... I'll just have to improvise.)
Deadpool: Catch Gwen! Consider this a parting gift from your friend!
Gwen: Is this... a mermaid costume? Really? REALLY Deadpool? Of all things you really like being a pervert dontchya? Man I hate you so much!
Deadpool: What can I say? They call me the Merc with a Mouth for a reason, and plus you do look cute in that
Deadpool: Wait... Gwen. The mermaid transformation. Why do I feel like I'm forgetting why it happen- oh. CRAP I FORGOT! I wanted to talk about A's Mermaid strea
Gwen: Oh shit! You're right! We should talk about it, the stories ending soon!
Deadpool: So, A's been on a Mermaid streak huh, must have got nothing better to do.(A: HEY!) Mb gang, is that what people say nowadays? Our Generation changed.😔
Gwen: I mean quite true, why does A do Mermaid stories, I mean there's so many stuff that can be turned into stories but why Mermaids?
Deadpool: Hm, let's ask em ourselves shall we? (A: Sure! So basically I just find it - so I did this lol and eventually did this stuff lol.)
Gwen: Hey! You didn't answer our question! You just blocked your own response, you really don't plan on saying huh? (A: Nope 😀) Damn it
Deadpool: There you have it folks! A truely is the definition of Anonymous! Guess we'll never know.. GOD PLEASE TELL US!
Gwen: Welp, story's ending, see you in the next DP talk issue! Thx again for letting me on here(though DP is so fucking annoying you get me? A: Yes lol)
Deadpool: Hey! Anon-y-mous-kun, I heared you talking shit about me (A: OH F-) Nuh uh, I ain't letting this slide, gimme my chimichangas(A: but GPool is here?)rn