Deadpool ruins Dante’s private time
Characters
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Characters in this story
- Dante — "This party's gettin' CUHRAYZEE! LET'S ROCK!"
- Deadpool
- Rias Gremory
- Akeno Himejima
Story transcript
Dante: (That fight with the demon prince took more out of me than expected...)
Rias: You look like you could use some... special attention.
Akeno: We've got just the thing to restore your... energy.
Dante: Wait—did you hear that? Sounded like... breaking the fourth wall?
Deadpool: (Oh Dante, you have NO idea what kind of fanfiction you're starring in right now!)
Rias: Ignore it. Focus on us.
Dante: (That voice... it knows too much. This isn't just a demon trick...)
Deadpool: Note to self: have Dante discover he's actually in a harem anime. The look on his face will be PRICELESS!
Dante: Whoever's watching... show yourself! This ends NOW!
Deadpool: Oops! Looks like the protagonist's breaking character! Time for me to make my exit—see you in the next chapter, true believers!
Dante: (That voice... it's getting closer. And it knows way too much about what's happening here.)
Rias: Stop thinking about whatever that was. We've got much better things to focus on.
Akeno: Let us take care of you properly this time.
Deadpool: (Oh this is too perfect! The protagonist's about to get some action and I'm literally watching from the shadows like a budget horror villain!)
Dante: There! That voice again! What the hell—
Deadpool: Yo! Dante! Love what you've done with the place. Very "demon hunter gets his own harem" vibes. Ten out of ten would watch again!
Dante: You! You're the one who's been watching us! You just cock-blocked me with your meta commentary!
Deadpool: Guilty as charged! But hey, someone's gotta keep this story PG-13! Catch you later, true believers—unless the author decides to give you that harem ending after all!