Deadpool, Gojo & Lelouch Roast Sword Art Online

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Deadpool: So Kirito, you're telling me you voluntarily trapped yourself in a death game?

Deadpool: That's like ordering a burger and getting food poisoning as a bonus!

Kirito: We didn't have a choice. The moment we logged in, the logout button disappeared.

Kirito: Ten thousand people died because of that game.

Gojo: Technically, the developer's just a really committed game master. Like, maximum commitment.

Gojo: Though I'd probably just use my Infinity to break the system.

Lelouch: Fascinating. A world where the weak perish and only the strong survive.

Lelouch: It's natural selection at its finest - survival of the fittest through gaming.

Deadpool: Hold up, Lulu. You're saying you LIKE the idea of people dying in a game?

Deadpool: (Even I have standards, and this is crossing into villain territory.)

Lelouch: Not like. I appreciate the efficiency. No politics, no lies - just pure meritocracy.

Lelouch: If I were trapped, I'd become the top player and rewrite the rules myself.

Kirito: You think it's that simple? I watched friends die trying to beat the first boss!

Kirito: Their real bodies wasted away while their minds were trapped in that nightmare.

Gojo: Alright, enough. Kirito's right - forcing people to fight for their lives isn't a game.

Gojo: It's just murder with extra steps. And I've seen enough of that.