Deadpool Cock block’s Vergils Night
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Story transcript
Vergil: (Finally, a moment of peace after all that demon hunting.)
Carmilla: You look so tense, my dear Vergil. Let us help you... unwind properly.
Ishtar: Tonight, you're ours entirely. No demon business, no Yamato... just us.
Deadpool: (Man, the readers are gonna love this. Hot tub scene with two gorgeous ladies? Classic harem trope!)
Vergil: That voice... where have I heard it before?
Carmilla: Eyes on us, not whatever phantom you're hearing. We're very much real.
Deadpool: (Plot twist incoming in 3... 2... 1... Oh wait, I already spoiled it by talking to you guys. Fourth wall problems!)
Vergil: (That voice again... why won't it stop?)
Ishtar: Forget the voices, darling. Focus on what's right in front of you.
Carmilla: We've been so patient, haven't we, Ishtar? Time to collect our reward.
Deadpool: (Oops! Looks like someone's about to get lucky... NOT! Gotta love being the ultimate wingman cockblock!)
Vergil: Deadpool. I know that's you, you mercenary bastard!
Ishtar: Vergil! Sit down, you're ruining the mood!
Deadpool: (And that's how you save a man's virtue, folks! You're welcome, Vergil. The readers will definitely ship this... or maybe they wanted to see more?)
Vergil: (This isn't over, Wade. I'll find you, mask or no mask.)