Darjeeling, Kay, Katyusha and Erika reenact WW2
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Darjeeling: Ladies, today we shall reenact the great conflict of the 20th century.
Darjeeling: As Churchill said, 'Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.'
Itsumi Erika: I shall represent Germany. Our first move is to annex this territory here.
Itsumi Erika: We simply require more living space. It's perfectly reasonable.
Darjeeling: I must protest! As Britain, I believe in peace for our time.
Darjeeling: Perhaps we can reach an agreement? One small territory and that's all?
Katyusha: Mother Russia is watching from the east! Katyusha signs non-aggression pact with Germany!
Katyusha: We split Poland like borscht between friends, da?
Kay: America's just gonna chill over here for now. You guys sort your European problems out.
Kay: I'll sell supplies to whoever's buying though! Cash up front, please!
Itsumi Erika: Blitzkrieg! I take France, Norway, and attack Britain by air!
Itsumi Erika: And I suddenly remember I have business in Russia too!
Katyusha: Betrayal! The mighty Soviet winter will destroy you! General Winter, attack!
Katyusha: No one invades Katyusha's homeland and survives!
Kay: Pearl Harbor?! That's it! America has entered the chat!
Kay: Time for the star-spangled banner to wave from Normandy to Berlin to the Pacific! Let's go, allies!