Daddy’s Double Life: Cat-astrophic Family Tea

Stark

So... you're my dad?

Meliodas

Yoruichi, it's been a while... Glad to see you're not looking like a feline these days.

Yoruichi

By god, I'm never going to party in Camelot again.

Meliodas

She can't know about the affair! Elizabeth thinks I was 'guarding the tavern' that decade!

Stark

Then maybe don't grope Mom's tail like you're checking fruit freshness!

Yoruichi

Camelot had raging taverns back then, Stark.

Elizabeth Liones

Meliodas? Why is there a cat wearing my anniversary ribbon?

Meliodas

Ha... ha... rescue cat! Very... spiritually significant!

Yoruichi

[cat sound with undertone]

Elizabeth Liones

Also who's this..

Meliodas

This is Stark and he's...

Stark

Eh, I'm just a friend...

Yoruichi

Alright, that's enough. My name's Yoruichi and that's my son Stark. Your husband is Stark's father!!!!

Meliodas

Oh shit....

Stark

Why do I look like dad now?

Elizabeth Liones

At this point, I'm not surprised. Meliodas, you better step up.

Meliodas

I CAN EXPLAIN HONEY!!!

Stark

Well that secret didn't last long.