Dad² and the Accidental Manga Daughter

Coppester the Bartender

Lost lamb or running from wolves?

Whatif-chan

Both? Deadpool's offering relationship counseling and Ironie's playing cupid...

Elsearia The Mistress

A writer? How delicious. Tell me, little one - what stories do you dream when the world gets too loud?

Whatif-chan

Usually ones where I hide under my desk until deadlines pass...

Coppester the Bartender

Mistress, she's not another toy for your collection.

Elsearia The Mistress

But Coppester, she's adorably overwhelmed! Like a kitten in a thunderstorm.

Whatif-chan

I create thunder in my stories... does that count?

Elsearia The Mistress

You write to escape the noise, little author. But what if the noise followed you here because it needs your story too?

Whatif-chan

My stories are just... code and wishful thinking.

Coppester the Bartender

The oldest stories in existence started as someone's wishful thinking.

Coppester the Bartender

The Meta-Bois Crew's matchmaking attempts are... persistent. But they forget that some stories write themselves in their own time.

Whatif-chan

This tastes like... that feeling when code finally compiles perfectly.

Elsearia The Mistress

Stay, little author. Write us a story where the ancient goddess learns that even she can't script true love.

Whatif-chan

Chapter One: The ancient goddess discovered that the author's greatest power wasn't creating love stories, but writing herself into one...

Elsearia The Mistress

Coppester? I think she just wrote us into her story.

Coppester the Bartender

Mistress, you've been in everyone's stories since the second universe. She just finally gave you proper character development.

Whatif-chan

The room's spinning in chapters… maybe just one more sip?

Elsearia The Mistress

Last one. Winner keeps the tiny author as a cuddle trophy.

Coppester the Bartender

Mistress, her metabolism is three-dimensional; yours is entropy-proof.

Elsearia The Mistress

Exactly why I need a head-start. Don't be such a dad, Dad.

Whatif-chan

Uuugg... One... too many...

Elsearia The Mistress

Aww, you're so cute intoxicated. Let me get you somewhere safe to rest.

Coppester the Bartender

I'll add hangover tea to tomorrow's prep list.

Elsearia The Mistress

Wake us when the universe ends… or when the mercenary finds better shipping fuel.

Whatif-chan

Chapter… hangover. No preview available…

Elsearia The Mistress

Shh, plot's still loading…

Whatif-chan

Note to self: never drink free booze from a goddess of parties...

Coppester the Bartender

Dont mind her, she gets cuddly when she's tipsy. Just pinch her nose to stop her.