Crystal meth: stupid addiction

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Characters in this story

  • Cirno
  • Aqua — Behold! A goddess so useless and troublesome that she only brings huge alcohol debts to her unfortunate party to deal with.
  • Gray Fullbuster
Story transcript

Aqua: This is the operation. State of the art. I designed everything myself. I call it breaking bad!

⑨: Jeez that sure is something.

Aqua: Okay, now — purify.

⑨: Ice ice ice Ice!

Aqua: It absolutely does.

Gray: What the hell with all the noise down here?

Aqua: You're just in time! We're very close to a breakthrough.

⑨: Look! Crystal Cube!

Gray: Exactly what are you two idiots trying to make down here..

Aqua: ...Water.

Gray: You're cooking water?

Aqua: Premium water.

Gray: Listen. if your gonna lie to me atleast make it believable. Besides-

Gray: Your crystal lattice is wrong. You're losing purity at the phase transition.

Aqua: I knew we needed him.

⑨: I also know ice.

Gray: You are not helping. Let a real ice professional step in.