Crunchyroll nowadays isn't worth it.
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Hime
Waka-chan! Crunchyroll just dropped the sickest rom-com of the season—subs, dubs, and zero ads if you upgrade!
Waka Doshi
I have three ad-blockers and zero dollars to give, Hime-chan.
Hime
But think of the HD streams, the day-one simulcasts, the—
Waka Doshi
The monthly hemorrhage of 7.99 USD?
Waka Doshi
Sorry Hime-chan. Crunchyroll use to be great. But now it's just pure money farming at this point.
Hime
I'm literally the mascot and I can't even convert one roommate… my KPIs are screaming.
Waka Doshi
Tell corporate to bribe me in ramen and free healthcare and we'll talk.
Hime
What if I gift you a sub… but you have to draw me as magical girl merch?
Waka Doshi
Still no NSFW, fox-girl.
Waka Doshi
You carry Crunchyrolls ToS on a scroll with you all the time?
Hime
YEP! Get ready for two long hours of me reading it to you until you take my offer!