Cosmic Thigh Picnic of Destiny
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Story transcript
Norman the God of Gooning: Bro, these chairs were on sale—forty percent off!
Cthulhu: The void whispers... of thicker thighs than these mortals possess.
Norman the God of Gooning: Behold! The sacred feast—teriyaki ramen and Mountain Dew Code Red!
Cthulhu: I brought caviar from the Mariana Trench... but this... this is also acceptable.
Norman the God of Gooning: This is fine... totally part of the aesthetic...
Cthulhu: Your dedication to thighology... transcends mere furniture.
Norman the God of Gooning: Next century... I'm bringing a bean bag chair. The ladies love bean bags, right?
Cthulhu: Brother... a revelation approaches.
Norman the God of Gooning: The thighs... they're speaking to us...
Cthulhu: The cosmos acknowledges our devotion... through algae.
Norman the God of Gooning: DUDE! Even the plankton knows thick thighs save lives!