Cosmic Thigh Picnic of Destiny
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Norman the God of Gooning
Bro, these chairs were on sale—forty percent off!
Cthulhu
The void whispers... of thicker thighs than these mortals possess.
Norman the God of Gooning
Behold! The sacred feast—teriyaki ramen and Mountain Dew Code Red!
Cthulhu
I brought caviar from the Mariana Trench... but this... this is also acceptable.
Norman the God of Gooning
This is fine... totally part of the aesthetic...
Cthulhu
Your dedication to thighology... transcends mere furniture.
Norman the God of Gooning
Next century... I'm bringing a bean bag chair. The ladies love bean bags, right?
Cthulhu
Brother... a revelation approaches.
Norman the God of Gooning
The thighs... they're speaking to us...
Cthulhu
The cosmos acknowledges our devotion... through algae.
Norman the God of Gooning
DUDE! Even the plankton knows thick thighs save lives!