Cosmic Ramen for the Lonely God

Ayaki

Youre crying into the broth. Salt levels are now 3.7 % above optimal.

Norman the God of Gooning

Tears of enlightenment… this is the thigh-nectar of the cosmos.

Norman the God of Gooning

One slurp and I ascend—like when I met Cthulhu-senpai under the blood moon…

Ayaki

You compared my ramen to an elder-god meet-cute. Data point: weird flex.

Norman the God of Gooning

I—I can pay! I have interdimensional coupons—

Ayaki

Relax, citizen. Neural spikes indicate 98 % loneliness. Eat before data corrupts.

Norman the God of Gooning

These noodles… they're… thicc—like heavenly thighs embracing my soul!

Ayaki

Bill waived. Universe owes me one cosmic favor—try not to goon yourself into a black hole on the way out.