Cosmic Cat Keeps the Loser Spinning
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Norman the God of Gooning
Why's the universe gotta keep bench-pressing my dignity, man...
Norman the God of Gooning
Just one win... one tiny, pathetic win...
Kittysamma
You're asking the wrong cosmic entity, Norm. I'm the patron saint of your suffering.
Norman the God of Gooning
Dude, privacy!
Kittysamma
Truth? You're the perfect loser—99th-percentile failure. If you level up, my entertainment drops.
Norman the God of Gooning
So I'm... your sitcom?!
Kittysamma
Prime-time, twenty-four-seven.
Norman the God of Gooning
Fine. I'll stay trash... but I'll be the best damn trash—recyclable, eco-friendly trash!
Kittysamma
Attaboy. Season two just green-lit itself.