Console Devil War
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Story transcript
Dante: Nero, what the hell is on your forehead?
Nero: What?
Dante: That, right there!
Nero: Oh, yeah.
Nero: I decided to get a tattoo of the company that made the best console.
Dante: *Devil May Laugh*
Dante: Well, that was a mistake!
Nero: And why is that? Because it's permanent?
Dante: No, dumbass. I missed you guys.
Dante: It's because it's not a Sony tattoo.
Nero: Sony? You can't be serious? You mean the console with no games!
Dante: Ohhhh, that's rich coming from you!
Dante: Hey! Remind me how much Mario Kart World is?
Nero: Ha ha. You're sooo funny.
Nero: Hey, I know something that'll scare ya.
Nero: Whoa, look out Dante, it's... Physical Media!!!
Vergil: *Devil IS laughing maniacally*
Dante: What's so funny?!
Vergil: Phew. Oh, it's nothing really. You console PEASANTS would never understand.
Dante: Yeah, well, not everyone has a trillion dollars for a PC!
Vergil: You're right. That is a totally unfair comparison.
Vergil: Dante, ummm... just out of curiosity, how much IS a PS5 Pro these days?
Dante: Well... uhhh...
Nero: Go on, Dante. Answer the question!
Dante: *Where are my discs?!
Vergil: Face it, Dante, your dumbass bought the most dogshit console EVER CREATED!