Commander's Scientific Gacha Strategy Exposed
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Story transcript
Commander: Just need to check the global consciousness readings before the next banner drops.
Anis: Alright Commander, spill it. How do you always get the units you want on the first ten-pull?
Anis: The rest of us are out here burning through gems like there's no tomorrow!
Rapi: Your gacha success rate is statistically impossible without some kind of system.
Commander: Fine, I'll show you. It's called the Global Consciousness Project.
Commander: When global consciousness is in flux, random number generators become less random.
Commander: I time my pulls during these quantum fluctuation windows!
Neon: Global... consciousness... what now?
Neon: (Did anyone else understand a word of that?)
Anis: Wait, wait, wait! Is this cheating or not?
Anis: You're basically hacking the universe to get better gacha rates!
Rapi: This is actually fascinating. You're correlating quantum field fluctuations with pseudorandom algorithms.
Rapi: The theoretical framework is sound, even if unconventional.
Neon: Can someone please explain this in terms that don't make my brain hurt?
Neon: (I just want to know when to press the shiny button!)
Anis: Okay, fine. It's not technically cheating if it's science.
Anis: Now show me how to set this up on my phone!