Clown workout

Bruno Shell

Listen up, Clown! Those kids took you down 'cause you've got NO TRAPEZIUS DEVELOPMENT!

Pennywise

Oh dear, I must have missed the memo where bench pressing matters to cosmic fear entities.

Bruno Shell

It matters because you a 'cosmic entity' shouldn't be taken down by mere children!

Pennywise

I terrorize children for sustenance. I don't need... whatever those large arms are filled with.

Bruno Shell

Your form is TERRIBLE! When you chase kids, you're all fear, no strength!

Pennywise

My form is perfectly calculated psychological torment, thank you.

Bruno Shell

Three sets of ten. NOW! Or I'll make YOU my pre-workout snack!

Pennywise

Very well. But if I get a herniated disc, I'm haunting you for eternity.

Bruno Shell

You know what your real problem is?

Pennywise

This is absolutely absurd, I....don't need... muscules!

Bruno Shell

You're afraid of commitment!

Pennywise

My arms are sore... and I feel no results whatsoever.

Bruno Shell

FOOL. you don't get results in one workout season, this will be a weekly routine.

Pennywise

What.