Cloud remembers the PS3 homf
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Cloud: PlayStation Home had this plaza... everyone gathered to show off their loot. You'd walk in and hear twenty voices saying nice armor at once.
Yuji: Wait, you mean like a Discord server but... walking around? Wasn't that shutdown back in 2015?
Cloud: Unfortunately But with furniture. a virtual sofa. People would literally sit on it and we'd talk about our games and junk.
Yuji: You paid real money... for polygons shaped like furniture... that other polygons could sit on?
Cloud: It was social! We had dance parties, trading posts, even virtual weddings! Even miku dropped by! Not this high-tech VR gaming as of today
Yuji: Okay boomer, next you'll tell me you had to blow into cartridges to make them work.
Cloud: Those cartridges were delicate technology, pink-haired child. You will never understand. because you were just but a concept back than.
Yuji: Hold still, I need to document this moment. Local boomer discovers he's ancient - gonna get so many likes.
Cloud: Listen here you little shit. I may be a boomer but I can certainly still kick your ass!