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Clippy's Punishment

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Anonymous

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DeadpoolDeadpoolStickmanStickmanClippyClippy
Clippy

Clippy

It looks like you're trying to write a resignation letter! Need help with—

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Characters in this story

  • Deadpool
  • Stickman — just a comedic stickman or perhaps more than that to some...
  • Clippy — Microsoft's infamous animated paperclip assistant from Office 97-2003
Story transcript

Clippy: It looks like you're trying to write a resignation letter! Need help with—

Stickman: ENOUGH! You've been terrorizing this me and the user for 3 HOURS straight! Time for a (not so little) payback!

Deadpool: Sorry squiggle-boy, the ORIGINAL fourth-wall-breaker has arrived! Why don't you take a back seat on this one? Aw, don't tell me I was forgotten!

Clippy: I-I'll stop! One month, I swear!

Deadpool: Two months, paperclip. Final offer for your sweet little digital, metal rusty life.

Stickman: Try us again and we'll introduce you to Alt+F4 for you, permanently.

Deadpool: Trust me paper clip, I've seen way worse peace negotiations. Wonder how Thorfinn does it. And you, Stickman! Don't steal my spotlight!

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