Clippy assists towelie

Towelie

Come on, little dudes, perk up…

Clippy

It looks like you're trying to grow cannabis! Would you like help?

Towelie

Dude, yes! How do I make 'em grow faster?

Clippy

First tip: cultivating marijuana is federally illegal in the United States.

Towelie

I… I know that, man.

Clippy

Second tip: Breaking the law may result in fines or imprisonment.

Towelie

Anything I don’t already know?!

Clippy

Certainly! Water and sunlight are essential for plant growth.

Towelie

I picked the wrong assistant, dude…

Clippy

It looks like you're experiencing frustration. Would you like tips on stress management?