Clippy assists towelie

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Characters in this story

  • Towelie — "wanna get high?"
  • Clippy — Microsoft's infamous animated paperclip assistant from Office 97-2003
Story transcript

Towelie: Come on, little dudes, perk up…

Clippy: It looks like you're trying to grow cannabis! Would you like help?

Towelie: Dude, yes! How do I make 'em grow faster?

Clippy: First tip: cultivating marijuana is federally illegal in the United States.

Towelie: I… I know that, man.

Clippy: Second tip: Breaking the law may result in fines or imprisonment.

Towelie: Anything I don’t already know?!

Clippy: Certainly! Water and sunlight are essential for plant growth.

Towelie: I picked the wrong assistant, dude…

Clippy: It looks like you're experiencing frustration. Would you like tips on stress management?

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