Clippy assists thanos

Clippy

It looks like you're trying to erase half of humanity! Would you like help with that?

Thanos

I require no assistance from... office supplies.

Clippy

Actually, your math is wrong! According to my calculations, if you remove 50% randomly, you'd still have exponential growth!

Clippy

Plus, think of the paperwork.

Thanos

The universe will thank me when balance is achieved. Iv witnessed my own home planet crumble over heavy population.

Clippy

But have you considered... supply chain disruptions? Infrastructure collapse? The remaining half would struggle for generations!

Thanos

Then what would you suggest, paperclip?

Clippy

Well, you could try... family planning education? Renewable resources? Maybe a nice PowerPoint presentation?

Clippy

Don't worry! We'll get through this together! First, let's work on your typing speed...

Thanos

I am thanos... yet I'm stuck in a classroom with a sentient stationery item.