Clippy assists thanos
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Story transcript
Clippy: It looks like you're trying to erase half of humanity! Would you like help with that?
Thanos: I require no assistance from... office supplies.
Clippy: Actually, your math is wrong! According to my calculations, if you remove 50% randomly, you'd still have exponential growth!
Clippy: Plus, think of the paperwork.
Thanos: The universe will thank me when balance is achieved. Iv witnessed my own home planet crumble over heavy population.
Clippy: But have you considered... supply chain disruptions? Infrastructure collapse? The remaining half would struggle for generations!
Thanos: Then what would you suggest, paperclip?
Clippy: Well, you could try... family planning education? Renewable resources? Maybe a nice PowerPoint presentation?
Clippy: Don't worry! We'll get through this together! First, let's work on your typing speed...
Thanos: I am thanos... yet I'm stuck in a classroom with a sentient stationery item.