Chibi Goddess Cindy Crashes the Gacha Café
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Cindy Hazama
Why does the floor taste like microchips…?
Erza Scarlet
Victory stance achieved—next time we spring for the ten-pull, understood?
Kamie the Angel
Gravity is optional in gacha-land, friends.
Cindy Hazama
This wasn’t in my inventory five seconds ago…
Erza Scarlet
Ultra-rarity glow—hand it over and nobody gets poked by a 2-bit lance.
Kamie the Angel
Angels endorse sharing… but only if you say ‘please’ in celestial binary.
Cindy Hazama
Back off, Scarlet—my luck stat is fragile!
Erza Scarlet
Fragile like your face when it met the table?
Kamie the Angel
Query: does anyone remember the ‘no-PvP in cafés’ clause?
Cindy Hazama
It’s… it’s a limited-edition chibi-goddess me!
Erza Scarlet
You pulled yourself? That breaks at least three RNG laws.
Kamie the Angel
Congratulations, you’ve created a recursive loot paradox—café servers are rebooting in 3… 2…
Cindy Hazama
Stop wasting crystals on vanity pulls, you gremlin!
Cindy Hazama
I’m being bullied by my own drop—meta-cruelty!
Kamie the Angel
Uploading to #GachaJustice—angels love public shaming.