Cherry Blossom Triangle of Invisible Hearts

Hagakure

Commander Erwin, you never answered—who would you choose for a spring date?

Erwin

I believe all present demonstrate admirable qualities for... companionship.

Shinobu

How diplomatic. Though I wonder—can you truly appreciate what you cannot see?

Yor

Why did I follow them? This is surveillance, not jealousy... definitely not jealousy...

Hagakure

Is someone there? My shoulders feel... warm?

Shinobu

Oh my, it seems we have a butterfly attracted to our flowers.

Yor

I-I was just... walking! With lunch! For myself!

Erwin

Your breathing suggests a sustained elevated heart rate. Have you been... walking long?

Hagakure

Commander, you're making her sound like she's been running a marathon!

Shinobu

What a lovely bento. Did you make it for someone... special?

Yor

It's just nutrition! Efficient fuel consumption!

Hagakure

Your heartbeat sounds like Morse code for 'help me'!

Erwin

Perhaps... we could share this meal together? As a... strategic alliance?

Yor

It's poisoned! Wait, no—I mean—it's not poisoned! I would never—

Shinobu

How exciting. A meal where the assassin claims it's not poisoned.

Erwin

Thank you... invisible hands that feed me. This is... new territory.

Yor

I should have just assassinated everyone and run...

Shinobu

The poison was in the jealousy all along. How deliciously ironic.