Cherry Blossom Picnic of Magical Mayhem
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Norman the God of Gooning
Ladies, welcome to the first annual—uh—Hanami Thigh Appreciation—
Serie
You yanked three mages from their timelines for a picnic?
Norman the God of Gooning
Not just picnic! I marinated the chicken thighs in soy for exactly three hours—symbolic!
Madoka
Um… I'm only in middle school.
Norman the God of Gooning
M-Middle?!
Echidna
Congratulations, chef, you summoned a child to your date.
Serie
If you insist on courting power, prove it—defeat me in one spell.
Norman the God of Gooning
My only spell is… unlimited nosebleed.
Madoka
Please, no fighting. And Mr. Norman, just apologize!
Norman the God of Gooning
You're right! I'll show maturity—by proposing… to the two elves, then send you home!
Serie
I suddenly understand why humans die so quickly.
Echidna
Someone immortal, grant him a clue!
Norman the God of Gooning
Is that a yes?
Norman the God of Gooning
So… you'll stay for dessert?
Serie
No. I'm taking the chocolate cakes as compensation for having to deal with you. And wasting centuries on never knowing they existed.
Echidna
Kid, stick with us; we'll teach you dodging techniques—useful at school and summoning circles alike.