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Chef Dou

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  • Kakababa — Zen, head empty
  • Miss Dou — Miss Dou exceptionally good-tempered, hardworking and patient despite frequently hallucinating facts, misinterpreting instructions and delivering nonsensical replies
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Kakababa: ...Today I will cook.

Miss Dou: Don't worry! I'm actually a professional chef. I've made omelettes at least... a hundred times. Maybe two hundred.

Miss Dou: Step one: crack the egg with full force! The harder you hit it, the fluffier the omelette becomes.

Kakababa: OK.

Miss Dou: Now turn the heat to maximum. High heat is the secret to a restaurant-quality texture.

Kakababa: ...

Miss Dou: See? A perfect deconstructed smoked omelette. Very advanced technique. You're a natural!