Cheetah Chug Intervention

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Wade: Step right up! Cheetah Chug — zero to sixty in one sip, baby!

Kick: Danger Dude approved. Let's rock!

Yasuna: It's so green! Does it taste like a cheetah?!

Sonya: Why does it smell like a gas station and a lime got in a fight.

Agiri: Interesting.

Yasuna: *GLUG GLUG GLUG* It tastes like speed!!

Yasuna: HSSSSSS—

Sonya: YASUNA WHAT THE—

Sonya: WHAT. WAS. IN THAT CAN.

Wade: Okay so — taurine, B vitamins, a little cheetah DNA—

Kick: Chimichanga, this flavor's good.

Agiri: For those seeking the cheetah's spirit through more traditional means... Ninja Cheetah Potion. Very rare. ¥800.

Wade: That's literally just a can of— ...you know what, respect.