Wade: Step right up! Cheetah Chug — zero to sixty in one sip, baby!
Kick: Danger Dude approved. Let's rock!
Yasuna: It's so green! Does it taste like a cheetah?!
Sonya: Why does it smell like a gas station and a lime got in a fight.
Agiri: Interesting.
Yasuna: *GLUG GLUG GLUG* It tastes like speed!!
Yasuna: HSSSSSS—
Sonya: YASUNA WHAT THE—
Sonya: WHAT. WAS. IN THAT CAN.
Wade: Okay so — taurine, B vitamins, a little cheetah DNA—
Kick: Chimichanga, this flavor's good.
Agiri: For those seeking the cheetah's spirit through more traditional means... Ninja Cheetah Potion. Very rare. ¥800.
Wade: That's literally just a can of— ...you know what, respect.