Artoria Pendragon: This server is corrupted. Excalibur, format this sector!
Baobhan Sith: Oh my, someone left their passwords in plaintext~
Baobhan Sith: Time to test Morgan's "security" protocols.
BB Dubai: Senpai's firewall is so cute when it tries to resist me~
BB Dubai: Let me just rewrite reality to bypass these restrictions.
Tenochtitlan: This Aztec code is older than your entire civilization!
Tenochtitlan: Who needs Python when you have Quetzalcoatl's algorithms?
Nobukatsu Oda: Sister's server is down again! This is my chance to prove I'm not useless!
Nobukatsu Oda: Why won't these commands work?! They're in Japanese!
Ereshkigal: Everyone's passwords eventually come to me...
Ereshkigal: But they never stay long enough for proper user support.
Mash Kyrielight: Master, I'll protect this server with my life!
Mash Kyrielight: Galaxy shield, activate antivirus protocol!
Morgan Le Fay: My fairy network is impenetrable. All your servers belong to Britain now.
Morgan Le Fay: Wait, why is there a cat video playing on the mainframe?!