cereal debate
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Aerith Gainsborough: Lucky Charms are absolutely the best! The marshmallows are like little bits of magic in every bite!
Aerith Gainsborough: I always save all the marshmallows for last. It's like a reward for finishing the boring bits!
Tifa Lockhart: No way. Frosted Flakes are the champion of cereals. They're grrreat, remember?
Tifa Lockhart: They stay crunchy in milk and give you actual energy for fighting... or whatever your morning has in store.
Lady: I was team Frosted Flakes for years, but lately I've been converted to Captain Crunch.
Lady: Sure, it shreds the roof of your mouth, but pain is just weakness leaving the body, right?
Trish: Trix are clearly superior. Those commercials were everything growing up.
Trish: Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids! Though I always felt bad for that rabbit. Why wouldn't they just give him some cereal?
Kujo Jolyne: You're all completely out of your minds! Cinnamon Toast Crunch is OBJECTIVELY the best!
Kujo Jolyne: It's sweet, cinnamony, and you can literally see the taste! Case closed!
Ahsoka Tano: So... these are... small flavor pieces that you submerge in animal lactation and consume... for breakfast?
Ahsoka Tano: And they're shaped like... tiny toasted squares? Colorful marshmallows? On my planet we just had nutrition capsules.
Tifa Lockhart: Here, try the Frosted Flakes. They're the most normal option for a first-timer.
Ahsoka Tano: By the Force! This is... this is incredible! We've been missing out on so much!
Ahsoka Tano: I take back everything I said about Earth culture. Cereal might be your planet's greatest achievement!