Centuries-Old Mage Files Bankruptcy to Lesbians

Haruka

Hey, granny, still crying over ancient history? The Court called it—love wins, you lose!

Michiru

Haruka, dear, let the poor elf grieve. She'll have centuries to regret that overdue fee.

Frieren

I-I'm not old! And 360,000 dollars is... is extortion for trying to fight for what's right.

Haruka

Ten years of compound interest, grandma. Read the fine print.

Michiru

With that windfall we could commission a concert hall... or buy that coastal cottage with the private beach.

Haruka

Race-car upgrades first, then the cottage. Priorities, Michiru.

Frieren

I slew demon lords! I won't be shaken down by... by speed-obsessed mortals!

Michiru

Then pay up, mage. Or we'll garnish your grimoire royalties for the next three centuries.

Frieren

I only wanted to preserve traditional paperwork...

Haruka

Welcome to the future, fossil. We file jointly now.