Centaur Princess Runs the Wrong Derby

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Trainer: Director! You've GOT to see this! I found something amazing!

Yayoi Akikawa: If this is about another 'genius' training method involving candy, I'm not interested.

Trainer: No, no! Better! It's a real-life centaur!

Yayoi Akikawa: By the training grounds... she is actually halve-horse?

Sasaki Oliphia: I'm not a horse! *sighs* I am a Centuar, and sorry about the intrusion... I hope you can help me find a way home.

Trainer: Told you she was something else! Look at those leg muscles - perfect for racing!

Sasaki Oliphia: P-pervert! Don't touch me there!

Trainer: What? I'm just checking your muscle density like I do with all my students!

Yayoi Akikawa: TRAINER! We talked about PERSONAL SPACE!

Yayoi Akikawa: Apologize to our guest immediately! And Sasaki dear, please forgive this idiot - he does this to everyone.

Trainer: Sorry, sorry! Occupational hazard. You should see how hard Umamusume kick me.

Sasaki Oliphia: It's... actually nice to meet someone who isn't afraid of me. Most humans I have met until now scream and run.

Yayoi Akikawa: Well then, why don't you stay at our academy? We have plenty of space in our stables, and I'm sure the girls would LOVE a centaur big sister!

Sasaki Oliphia: Stables?! I don't sleep in stables! I have a perfectly nice apartment with-

Trainer: Director, she's not actually a horse.

Yayoi Akikawa: Details, details. We can convert the guest room.

Yayoi Akikawa: I do apologize for the accommodations being so... compact. Our guest rooms are quite modest compared to what you're probably used to.

Sasaki Oliphia: It's quite alright. Though I am curious... you both act as if you've never seen a centaur before.

Trainer: Well, that's because you're literally the first centaur we've ever met. In our world, we just have... regular horses and Umamusume.

Sasaki Oliphia: Umamusume? You mean those girls with the horse ears? They're not... actual horse people?

Yayoi Akikawa: Oh, they're human girls who embody horse spirits. Quite different from someone who actually has four legs!

Yayoi Akikawa: Speaking of which, do you remember how you ended up here? You mentioned getting lost while running?

Sasaki Oliphia: I... don't quite remember the details. I was out for my usual evening run, and then... suddenly I was here, in your world.

Trainer: That's... actually concerning. No portal, no flash of light? Just one moment you're home, next you're here?

Sasaki Oliphia: I thought I was just directionally challenged. My friends always joke that I could get lost in my own backyard...

Yayoi Akikawa: This could be a dimensional rift issue. We've had... similar incidents with Umamusume from other worlds.

Sasaki Oliphia: This is... actually quite nice. Thank you for your hospitality.

Yayoi Akikawa: We'll figure out how to get you home! In the meantime, perhaps you'd like to watch our training sessions tomorrow?

Trainer: Oh! And if you want to stretch those legs, I could time your laps! For science!

Sasaki Oliphia: Did you just offer to... time my running? Like I'm some kind of... racehorse?

Trainer: I meant it purely in the spirit of athletic curiosity! No ulterior motives whatsoever!

Yayoi Akikawa: And here I thought you'd learned your lesson about touching the four-legged transfer student...

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