Trainer: Director! You've GOT to see this! I found something amazing!
Yayoi Akikawa: If this is about another 'genius' training method involving candy, I'm not interested.
Trainer: No, no! Better! It's a real-life centaur!
Yayoi Akikawa: By the training grounds... she is actually halve-horse?
Sasaki Oliphia: I'm not a horse! *sighs* I am a Centuar, and sorry about the intrusion... I hope you can help me find a way home.
Trainer: Told you she was something else! Look at those leg muscles - perfect for racing!
Sasaki Oliphia: P-pervert! Don't touch me there!
Trainer: What? I'm just checking your muscle density like I do with all my students!
Yayoi Akikawa: TRAINER! We talked about PERSONAL SPACE!
Yayoi Akikawa: Apologize to our guest immediately! And Sasaki dear, please forgive this idiot - he does this to everyone.
Trainer: Sorry, sorry! Occupational hazard. You should see how hard Umamusume kick me.
Sasaki Oliphia: It's... actually nice to meet someone who isn't afraid of me. Most humans I have met until now scream and run.
Yayoi Akikawa: Well then, why don't you stay at our academy? We have plenty of space in our stables, and I'm sure the girls would LOVE a centaur big sister!
Sasaki Oliphia: Stables?! I don't sleep in stables! I have a perfectly nice apartment with-
Trainer: Director, she's not actually a horse.
Yayoi Akikawa: Details, details. We can convert the guest room.
Yayoi Akikawa: I do apologize for the accommodations being so... compact. Our guest rooms are quite modest compared to what you're probably used to.
Sasaki Oliphia: It's quite alright. Though I am curious... you both act as if you've never seen a centaur before.
Trainer: Well, that's because you're literally the first centaur we've ever met. In our world, we just have... regular horses and Umamusume.
Sasaki Oliphia: Umamusume? You mean those girls with the horse ears? They're not... actual horse people?
Yayoi Akikawa: Oh, they're human girls who embody horse spirits. Quite different from someone who actually has four legs!
Yayoi Akikawa: Speaking of which, do you remember how you ended up here? You mentioned getting lost while running?
Sasaki Oliphia: I... don't quite remember the details. I was out for my usual evening run, and then... suddenly I was here, in your world.
Trainer: That's... actually concerning. No portal, no flash of light? Just one moment you're home, next you're here?
Sasaki Oliphia: I thought I was just directionally challenged. My friends always joke that I could get lost in my own backyard...
Yayoi Akikawa: This could be a dimensional rift issue. We've had... similar incidents with Umamusume from other worlds.
Sasaki Oliphia: This is... actually quite nice. Thank you for your hospitality.
Yayoi Akikawa: We'll figure out how to get you home! In the meantime, perhaps you'd like to watch our training sessions tomorrow?
Trainer: Oh! And if you want to stretch those legs, I could time your laps! For science!
Sasaki Oliphia: Did you just offer to... time my running? Like I'm some kind of... racehorse?
Trainer: I meant it purely in the spirit of athletic curiosity! No ulterior motives whatsoever!
Yayoi Akikawa: And here I thought you'd learned your lesson about touching the four-legged transfer student...