Celestial Cake Quest for Konata's Birthday

Roy Hazama

Mixing complete. Batter viscosity optimal.

Kamie the Angel

Roy, you're such a perfectionist! It's Konata's birthday, not a weapons inspection~

Kamie the Angel

Hmm, needs more love~

Roy Hazama

Love... isn't a measurable ingredient.

Kamie the Angel

Exactly why you need my help, weapons boy~

Roy Hazama

Temperature regulation at 175°C. Timer set for 25 minutes.

Kamie the Angel

My celestial oven will make it perfect! It adds a pinch of happiness~

Kamie the Angel

There! Now it'll taste like... like when you finally beat that impossible boss fight!

Roy Hazama

...You know about gaming?

Kamie the Angel

Angels have Wi-Fi, silly~

Roy Hazama

Konata arrives in 30 minutes. We need frosting preparation.

Kamie the Angel

Already on it! I got limited-edition matcha pocky for decoration~

Kamie the Angel

Eep! Your hands are cold, Roy~

Roy Hazama

Apologies. My circulation... isn't used to celestial temperatures.

Kamie the Angel

Heh, you're cute when you're scientific~

Kamie the Angel

She's here! She's here! Places everyone!

Roy Hazama

Candle positioning... optimal. Surprise factor... maximum.

Roy Hazama

Remember - wait for my signal before the reveal.

Kamie the Angel

Relax, soldier boy. I've thrown surprise parties for archangels~

Konata

Whoa... is that a limited-edition Hatsune Miku candle?!

Kamie the Angel

Happy birthday, Konata! We made it with extra love and stardust!

Roy Hazama

Happy birthday, Konata. The cake contains... optimal flavor density.

Konata

Roy-san, you baked this? But you're like, a weapons guy!

Roy Hazama

Even mercenaries... have hidden specs.

Konata

I wish for... wait, can't say it out loud or it won't come true!

Kamie the Angel

As an angel, I can grant small wishes... but birthday wishes are more powerful~

Konata

*blows* Phew, that was close to my face—

Roy Hazama

Automated celebration protocol... engaged.

Kamie the Angel

You installed a party popper defense system?! Roy, you're such a nerd!