C.C.'s Pizza Delivery Lesson
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C.C.: Mmm, this pizza is perfect as always.
C.C.: You know, I've been ordering from this place for months now.
Lelouch: Yes, your pizza obsession is well documented.
Lelouch: Though I suppose it's convenient that you handle the ordering.
C.C.: Wait, wait, wait. You mean you've never ordered pizza yourself?
C.C.: Not even once?
Lelouch: I've always had servants handle such trivial matters.
Lelouch: It's not exactly a skill befitting royalty.
C.C.: That's it! I'm teaching you the sacred art of pizza ordering right now.
C.C.: Consider it part of your education in normal human behavior.
Lelouch: Hello, this is... Lelouch. I would like to request one large pizza with pepperoni, strategically placed for optimal flavor distribution.
Lelouch: (Why does this feel more intimidating than commanding an army?)
C.C.: Just say 'large pepperoni pizza' next time.
C.C.: Though I have to admit, you're oddly cute when you're flustered.
Lelouch: Well, that wasn't entirely terrible.
Lelouch: Perhaps there's something to be said for handling one's own mundane affairs.
Lelouch: See? I told you that wasn't so difficult.
Lelouch: I'll call again to demonstrate my newfound mastery of pizza procurement.
C.C.: Oh, this should be entertaining.
C.C.: (He's so proud of himself. How adorable.)
Lelouch: Ah... what size? Well, you see...
Lelouch: (Size... there must be optimal ratios to consider. Surface area to volume, crust-to-topping distribution...)
Lelouch: I require... strategic cheese distribution across maximum surface area for optimal consumption efficiency.
Lelouch: (Why is my voice cracking? This is just pizza!)
C.C.: (This brilliant tactician who can command armies... defeated by pizza sizes.)
C.C.: Give me that before you start calculating pi.
C.C.: He means large. Yes, large pepperoni pizza.
Lelouch: Perhaps I should stick to military strategy.
Lelouch: Social interactions are far more complex than I anticipated.
C.C.: Don't worry, we'll work on it.
C.C.: Besides, watching you overthink pizza ordering is oddly endearing.