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Konata
This baby's worth 5000 yen at the scrap yard—enough for a limited-edition figma!
Taiga
Your criminal record isn't worth a plastic butt, genius.
Bocchi
W-we'll get expelled...or arrested...or worse—people will look at me...
Tomoko
Relax, Bocchi. If cops show up, just hide inside the muffler—it's basically your natural habitat.
Konata
Tomoko, hold the pipe steady—I've got the magic touch!
Taiga
You said 'magic trick,' not grand theft auto!
Konata
Technically it's still magic—making my freedom disappear!
Bocchi
The car's owner is coming...I can hear footsteps...we're all gonna die...
Konata
Worth it—this converter's got enough platinum to buy us all matching prison uniforms!