Create your own story with WhatIf!
Create your own story with WhatIf!
Big Sis Tsukishima: Note to self: when the manual says ‘may cause minor species drift,’ assume it means ‘you will lick your own paw for the next hour.’
Shijima: Onee-chan, your tail is in my taiyaki.
Big Sis Tsukishima: Consider it fish-flavored. Extra protein.
Yomikawa: A cat that does science? This is the thesis I never wrote!
Big Sis Tsukishima: Yomikawa, if you quote Nietzsche at me right now I will hairball in your shoes.
The Gardener: Heard reality needed fixing. Starting with the part where a cat runs R&D.
Big Sis Tsukishima: Touch my tail and I patent you into a bonsai.
Big Sis Tsukishima: Rule one of cat physics: whoever chases the red dot loses dignity first.
