Cat-God Drafts Rudeus for Cosmic Games

Rudeus

Silent casting... compress the mana...

Rudeus

Wait—this wasn't my spell—

Kittysamma

Congratulations, mortal. You've just been volunteered for unpaid inter-cosmic labor.

Rudeus

A TALKING—GIANT—CAT—STATUE?!

Kittysamma

Team Kittyverse needs a second mortal for the fantastic Multiversal Tournament. Doesn't that sound amazing?

Rudeus

Multiverse...tournament...cat...I need a therapist...

Rudeus

Wait! So...do I get reality-warping powers too?

Kittysamma

Nope. But if you win, you get one wish. Just about any wish, with a very few common-sense stipulations.

Kittysamma

Contract sealed. You're now part of the kitty team. And dont worry, you dont need to wear cat ears.

Rudeus

I just wanted to practice earth magic...