Cat Girl Crashes the Goon Cave
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Kuroka
You ordered a puss—cat, right? Contract says 'lifetime roommate'… I'm house-trained.
Norman the God of Gooning
Wait. It said neko, but I thought it meant a cat, not a catgirl?!?
Kuroka
Smells like loneliness and soy sauce… we'll fix that.
Norman the God of Gooning
I left my body-pillow in the living room…
Norman the God of Gooning
Spare room's—uh—left, second door, just don't—
Kuroka
I'll be gentle… unless you want rough.
Kuroka
Relax, roommate. First night's free—after that, rent's paid in ear scratches.
Norman the God of Gooning
W-what's the APR on ear scratches?!
Kuroka
Oh, I nap on your bed till mine's assembled… hope you don't mind sharing.
Norman the God of Gooning
I, I don't know if my hearts ready for this...