Gojo: Three cats chose me today. Must be this irresistible charm.
Geto: Your cat keeps stealing the salmon treats I bought for mine.
Nanami: (They've been like this for three weeks. Should I intervene?)
Choso: Interesting. The white cat only attacks when Gojo is holding it.
Gojo: (Two more treats and the black cat will definitely switch sides.)
Geto: You're bribing the cats with tuna flakes!
Nanami: Actually... the café manager just told me they're looking for two new cat foster parents.
Choso: The cats choose their humans, not the other way around.
Gojo: (Wait... even my white cat?)