Cartman’s Public Date
Characters
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Characters in this story
- Eric Cartman — Respect his autoritah!
- Kyle Broflovski — "i learned something today"
Story transcript
Eric Cartman: Kyle! I have a very important romantic announcement!
Kyle Broflovski: Why are there fries tied together?
Eric Cartman: Kyle, will you go on a date with me?
Kyle Broflovski: No. This is obviously a prank.
Eric Cartman: It is not a prank, Kyle. I am being sincere.
Kyle Broflovski: One date. You act like a decent person all afternoon.
Eric Cartman: Wait. You said yes?
Eric Cartman: I hate being romantic.
Kyle Broflovski: Hold it wider.