Cartman's Love Law
Characters
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Characters in this story
- Eric Cartman — Respect his autoritah!
- Stan Marsh — "dude! That kicks ass!"
- Kyle Broflovski — "i learned something today"
Story transcript
Kyle Broflovski: Stan... I think I like you. Like, actually like you.
Stan Marsh: Yeah. I kinda like you too, dude.
Eric Cartman: Hear ye! By the authority of my sash, boy-on-boy romance is illegal!
Kyle Broflovski: You made that sash five minutes ago.
Stan Marsh: Dude, is that a toy siren?
Eric Cartman: Stan is supposed to pick me!
Eric Cartman: I hereby arrest myself!