Saki: No way... you're actually Cartman and Kenny.
Amber: Hi! We brought collectibles!
Eric Cartman: Yeah, obviously. I'm kind of a big deal.
Kenny Mccormick: Mmph!
Eric Cartman: Hand over the Jimbo. Meeting the real me costs one rare collectible.
Saki: Touch him and lose your hand.
Amber: Saki's hand gets very serious about plushies.
Saki: You can't auction my stuff!
Eric Cartman: Counterfeit! I'm opening an official inspection auction.
Amber: Maybe ask before moving things?
Amber: Please stop bullying my girlfriend's plushies.
Eric Cartman: Your fake merch did this!
Saki: That's a person, dude.
Eric Cartman: As the highest authority here, I declare—
Eric Cartman: Hey! My hat!
Amber: Uh-oh.
Eric Cartman: Give me back my hat! I have autoritah!
Saki: Jimbo is safe.