Characters
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Eric Cartman: Kyle is my boyfriend!
Kyle Broflovski: You could’ve asked me before announcing it.
Stan Marsh: Dude...
Kyle Broflovski: I hate hiding this.
Stan Marsh: Then stop hiding it.
Eric Cartman: What the hell am I looking at?
Kyle Broflovski: Cartman...
Stan Marsh: Dude, this looks bad.
Eric Cartman: The Relationship Tribunal is now in session!
Kyle Broflovski: You made a court?
Stan Marsh: He made a sign.
Kyle Broflovski: I was with you. I lied. You still don’t own me.
Stan Marsh: I like Kyle.
Eric Cartman: This pain is worth at least one dollar.
Eric Cartman: I am heartbroken... and rich.
