Campfire Kebabs & Trash-Panda Terror
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Roy Hazama
These coals are fighting me harder than last week's security drones.
Kamie the Angel
Maybe if you scheduled your grilling like your monster hunts, we wouldn't be eating charcoal.
Ayaki
Both of you, cease. My taste sensors predict carbonized protein at ninety-eight percent.
Kamie the Angel
Forest spirits—do you hear that?
Roy Hazama
I hear your stomach, angel. Sit down.
Ayaki
Negative. Acoustic signature matches… raccoons raiding the cooler.
Roy Hazama
So the great Kamie's afraid of trash pandas?
Kamie the Angel
Not afraid—just letting you play hero, short-stack.
Ayaki
To carbonized protein and raccoon-free campouts. Next time, we order delivery.